Mario Gomez has a song, and it gets played whenever he scores a goal. Many men are tired of the song, because it has been played oh so many times.

A fantastic player since all the way back in 2011, Gómez has provided great moments for years and years and years. Whether it be alongside Dzeko in that classic 2011 Bundesliga squad, or even the legendary Vucinic in 2014, Mario Gómez has kept up with some true greats to carve out a legend of his own, and good lord does it read well. Cha-cha, indeed.