Fussballgott is the nickname of Alex Meier, a true big man who doesn't need no pace to do bits.

A talented goalscorer from CM, any opponent who did not close down Mr Meier received a little gift in the form of a footbullet sailing into the back of their net. 2014 was of course Meier's greatest season, scoring a scary number of goals from his position, even more impressive considering almost all goals were scored by striker at the time.